Like Natalie Imbruglia, I'm Torn...

Quickly, before someone scores to make this post a moot point.

The reason I want Henrik Zetterberg to score in the third overtime...

Because I hate many of the Penguins. I hate young neck-breaking punk Brooks Orpik, young behind-hitting Jarrko Ruutu, and old, old run-taking Gary Roberts. I know Sidney Crosby is talented, but everytime I see his dirt-beard I wish Gilette would put him in a commercial with Tiger Woods so he would shave it. I can't stand Hal Gill or Adam Hall, although Hall isn't good enough to actually dislike. I don't like Marian Hossa because I don't like Marcel, and I don't want to see Georges Laraque drink from the Cup.

In fact, the only Penguins I like make a short list. I like the Ryans - Malone (because I want him in blue next year) and Whitney (because he went to BU). I also like Rob Scuderi because his mom taught in my high school and I saw her going to a Ranger/Penguin game in November. I like Petr Sykora, he's one of my favorite NHLers and someone the Rangers never should have let go (he waited for a call from them until August of 2006 before signing with Edmonton). I like Pascal Dupuis and Maxime Talbot also (nice guy, used to have a great 'stache). I also think Ty Conklin deserves the Cup that he didn't win as a back-up goaltender in 2006 with the Oilers.

The reason I want Sykora to score in the third overtime...

So the NHL can have a game seven.

(P.S. The only reason I would want the Penguins to win the Cup is so a second Staal brother gets his name on it, meaning Marc will have his on it in 2010.)